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Genital Jousting Free Download Unfitgirl The all-new story mode isn’t a very lengthy affair, lasting about an hour and a half, but it left me feeling more than satisfied. In it, you play as John, an average working man that is actively seeking a date for his quickly approaching high school reunion. A fully voiced narrator does a great job commentating over the entirety of the story, and she helps convey John’s feelings, and motivations all while making a lot of penis puns and innuendos. At first, things are light-hearted and comical. You’ve got to get John ready for work by showering, putting on clothes, and throwing away some leftovers before catching the bus. This is all done by swapping between controlling both ends of John and wriggling about. Touching things with John’s head causes them to stick to him, thus allowing them to be moved around to complete simple objectives presented on the screen as checkboxes, or following the narrator’s instructions. None of the story mode’s gameplay is all that hard, much like John, but many will surely find the narrative difficult to swallow. It quickly becomes a tale of John’s toxic masculinity and everything that comes along with it, from how he treats and acts around other men, to how he objectifies women, and lashes out when he doesn’t get his way. Easily the most well-written cautionary tale on the subject I’ve ever seen in a video game, which will surely make Genital Jousting controversial for other reasons than the obvious. UNFITGILR.COM SEXY GAMES

Genital Jousting Free Download Unfitgirl
Genital Jousting Free Download Unfitgirl

I think it is important to say that Genital Jousting does a great job of tackling consent. You’re asking for consent when starting a multiplayer game, and in the story mode, you can’t forcefully insert yourself in others. That said, there is a moment in story mode that I interpreted as a character sexually assaulting another, which while shocking I felt fit the narrative quite well. The events after the assault, however, make me uncomfortable as its quickly swept under the rug as if it isn’t a big deal. I can’t go into much more detail without getting into spoiler territory, but just know I find some of the story to be problematic. The main meat of the game, however, is the multiplayer modes that allow up to 8 players to play together locally or online. Modes include a Party Mode that randomly shuffles from a varied selection of Mario Party-like mini-games including volleyball, soccer, competitive car washing, wrestling, racing, and swallowing pills with your butt, and so forth. Traditional Mode has players attempting to wriggle their head into others anuses to score points, and Date Mode is specifically designed with two players working together to complete mini-games in mind. There are tons of unlockable costumes to earn by simply by playing multiplayer matches, so there is a sense of progression and customization for those that seek it.

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Genital Jousting is a pleasurable and girthy package with loads of fun mini-games to play with your friends that includes a short, funny yet impactful story mode that dares to touch on subjects other games won’t that will surely arouse some controversy. No need to beat around the bush, this one is rock solid. Genital Jousting is essentially a party game that has you play as a floppy dick. There is a variety of modes that you can play — traditional has you simply inserting yourself into the bum of another penis (what else?); date night sets you a variety of challenges to play as a couple; and party mode lets you play various minigames, sometimes in teams and sometimes on your own. It is essentially Mario Party, but instead of a moustachioed plumber, you play as a schlong. These little minigames are enjoyable and all can be played online or via local multiplayer. (With up to eight players supported, I would like to see-men try to squeeze around one keyboard…) The humour in these multiplayer party modes is fully reliant on the fact that every character is a gentleman sausage. And of course, that is a bit funny in itself if you enjoy a good bit of toilet humour. I didn’t think that Genital Jousting would go much deeper than visual penis gags, however, but thanks to the surprisingly lengthy story mode, there’s a lot more to it than meets the eye. Dead Space 

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Genital Jousting Free Download Unfitgirl

Genital Jousting‘s story mode is centred around a peen called John. John is something of a loser — he has a poor job, not well ventured and has no female company. His high school reunion is coming up in three months, and it’s up to us to turn him into one cool wang before he goes. The story plays out in a collection of sketches. The sketches do of course play up to the “you’re a dick” angle, but the game doesn’t blow all its load on this — the sketches are legitimately funny in their own right. Each scene is bulging with comedic style and well-timed jokes. One in particular focuses on a parody Tinder — called “Wiener”, of course — had me spurting fluid from my eyes in tears of laughter. The voiceover narration of Genital Jousting‘s story mode plays a huge part in tying the comedy and the story together. The narrator’s expression and style, and how she reacts to your actions reminds me of Thomas Was Alone. She has many great one-liners, but the way she explores John’s mind and explains the stupidity on screen is what really sets the narration apart. The way she gently eases the jokes and emotion into a scene makes it that much more pleasurable. Along with being funny from start to finish, the story that Genital Jousting erects is fairly deep, too. Looking beyond the phallic caricatures — which you could read as an extended metaphor — I stiffly believe it offers an insightful exploration of relationships and negative ways we communicate.

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It even manages to tug at your heart strings. Perhaps that’s an intellectually cocky reading of the story and I’ll get the sack for my poor review but I’ll stick to it ’til I get shafted. What I know for certain is that Genital Jousting is a secret gem that far surpasses the toilet humour you’d expect. But don’t worry — there are still plenty of dick jokes. This is certainly a juicy title that you will want to wrap your hands around. The life of dicks is not easy. In the story of Genital Jousting you play as John. John the penis. He has a boring life and a terrible job, but in a few months there is a school reunion where he sees all his old school cocks again. Of course he has to look good and that is only possible with a date. As a player you follow John’s quest for the perfect partner, or if necessary a random woman from the bar who wants to join. You follow that journey in short scenes, while a narrator dryly throws out one pun after another. The way of telling and the atmosphere is somewhat like The Stanley Parable, but linear and less smart. Combine that with the clumsiness of Octodad: Dadliest Catch and you have a fun story mode to wriggle your way through. The main part is of course the multiplayer, with which you have to come out as the winning pielemoos in a large pile of minigames. The original idea of ​​Genital Jousting is that you can penetrate other penises from behind, accompanied by all kinds of slippery sound effects. Dead Space 3 Limited Edition

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Fortunately, a stack of extra minigames have also been devised in which you, for example, have to eat as much food as possible through your anus, fart to fly through space and fight each other out of a boxing ring. While these minigames are funny, the fun comes off pretty quickly. The game is mainly put together nicely in terms of style, decoration and the makers make the most of this penis joke. However, if you look purely at the gameplay, then there is not much left. Genital Jousting is therefore not a long-term game. It is nice that it can be played online and locally. Even with a single controller, with each analog stick controlling a different penis. Where the game mainly stands out are the penises. That sounds like a really bad observation about a penis game, but it’s the way these genitals are portrayed that’s unique. We’ve written before about the game penis , which remains mostly sexless. While Genital Jousting emphasizes humor, it’s also a game that shows things you don’t see in other games: cocks touching, anal penetration, sex toys and a whole bunch of ejaculation. So even though the game only offers a few hours of fun for most, there’s more to the dicks than you might expect. And we don’t mean the balls.

Traditional and Party Modes

Tail. Sex. Anus. Genital Jousting makes it easy to find introductory words that also serve search engine optimization. That’s what it’s all about: a penis , its rectum and penetration. The approximately two-hour adventure campaign tells the story of John, the name of the chronically lonely protagonist, who rushes from rendezvous to rendezvous because of a midlife crisis. Furthermore, thanks to the multiplayer mode, the game is suitable for parties when the participants prove their skills in various mini-games. This works both online and offline, with the latter taking on an almost erotic, cuddly character with up to eight opponents in front of a computer. It may seem disgusting to some people how John smacks the ground like a slug. Not only is he trailing his limp testicles, he’s also trailing a trail of slime that we don’t even want to know what it’s made of. Our cock look-in-the-air uses the sticky glans to pick up objects as part of the story. On the other hand, the rectum fulfills important tasks. The player switches back and forth between Gaudiknospe and Gut Wind Tunnel at the push of a button. For example, if the protagonist is to prepare a romantic date at home, he has to get roses from an adjoining room. The player attaches them to the Trouser Cyclops’ head and scatters the flowers. Then, with a resounding “Plop!”, he sucks a match into John’s gluteal region to light candles. Deathloop PS5

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Gaming is such a strange and wonderful hobby. You can play in recreations of history’s greatest moments, explore alien planets, race in futuristic space craft and now play as a big floppy penis that is trying to insert itself in the ass of another penis. All of the achievements of humankind have been leading up to this moment. Also, there is a story mode where you play as a dick named John who is trying to get ready for his high school reunion. This is proof enough that we are living in the best timeline. Genital Jousting isn’t exactly the newest game on the block. Released originally in early access on November 17, 2016, the game was a party game based around flaccid penises (penii?) penetrating one another. It featured support for eight player battles where the microgames were swapped out Warioware style to make for crazy shenanigans. It quickly became a YouTube sensation for how absurd the concept was and how hilarious the game could get when knocking back a few drinks. The game was definitely rough around the edges, but it exuded a certain charm that could not be denied. All of those multiplayer modes have been documented through various update posts and the like, so I’m going to focus more on the main course for this review. Someone came up with the brilliant idea of including a fully narrated story mode for the full release of Genital Jousting, so now if you’re a solo player that enjoys pleasuring themselves

You have a reason to check out this package. As I mentioned above, Genital Jousting stars a penis named John that is having a bit of an identity crisis. He is working a dead-end job at “Flesh Corp,” a dildo testing factory, and hasn’t been successful in his love life. With his high school reunion coming up in six months, John makes a commitment to turn his life around and impress all of the bullies who tormented him in school. What follows is a roughly 90 minute adventure where you’ll see John having nightmares over being rejected, quit his job and explore the world (by shoving world wonders up his ass), try dating on a mock-up of Tinder and even get into a “cockfight” at a bar. To spoil the hilarious narration would rob this game of its surprise, but suffice to say that there is plenty of innuendo to go around. What I didn’t expect was for a game about an anthropomorphized penis to actually make me reflect on my own failings from high school. I haven’t gone to the same lengths (ha!) as John, but I still struggle with some things that my fellow classmates said to me in the past. The very catalyst for John’s whole journey is so similar to something I experienced that I nearly cried seeing it repeated here. The only real troublesome part of the story is that John acts like a total dick and the narration doesn’t really berate him for it.

Add-ons (DLC):Genital Jousting

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Windows 7 or later
Processor: Intel Core™ Duo or faster
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Storage: 500 MB available space
Additional Notes: Keyboard or Controller Required to Play

Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
OS: Mac OS X 10.8 or later
Processor: Intel Core™ Duo or faster
Memory: 4 GB RAM
Storage: 500 MB available space
Additional Notes: Keyboard or Controller Required to Play

NOTE: THESE STEPS MAY VARY FROM GAME TO GAME AND DO NOT APPLY TO ALL GAMES

  1. Open the Start menu (Windows ‘flag’ button) in the bottom left corner of the screen.
  2. At the bottom of the Start menu, type Folder Options into the Search box, then press the Enter key.
  3. Click on the View tab at the top of the Folder Options window and check the option to Show hidden files and folders (in Windows 11, this option is called Show hidden files, folders, and drives).
  4. Click Apply then OK.
  5. Return to the Start menu and select Computer, then double click Local Disk (C:), and then open the Program Files folder. On some systems, this folder is called ‘Program Files(x86)’.
  6. In the Program Files folder, find and open the folder for your game.
  7. In the game’s folder, locate the executable (.exe) file for the game–this is a faded icon with the game’s title.
  8. Right-click on this file, select Properties, and then click the Compatibility tab at the top of the Properties window.
  9. Check the Run this program as an administrator box in the Privilege Level section. Click Apply then OK.
  10. Once complete, try opening the game again

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  1. First you will need YUZU Emulator. Download it from either UNFITGIRL, ROMSLAB or REPACKLAB. Open it in WinRar, 7ZIP idk and then move the contents in a folder and open the yuzu.exe.
  2. There click Emulation -> Configure -> System -> Profile Then press on Add and make a new profile, then close yuzu
    Inside of yuzu click File -> Open yuzu folder. This will open the yuzu configuration folder inside of explorer.
  3. Create a folder called “keys” and copy the key you got from here and paste it in the folder.
  4. For settings open yuzu up Emulation -> Configure -> Graphics, Select OpenGL and set it to Vulkan or OpenGL. (Vulkan seems to be a bit bad atm) Then go to Controls and press Single Player and set it to custom
  5. Then Press Configure and set Player 1 to Pro Controller if you have a controller/keyboard and to Joycons if Joycons. Press Configure and press the exact buttons on your controller After you’re done press Okay and continue to the next step.
  6. Download any ROM you want from UNFITGIRL, ROMSLAB or REPACKLAB. After you got your File (can be .xci or .nsp) create a folder somewhere on your PC and in that folder create another folder for your game.
  7. After that double-click into yuzu and select the folder you put your game folder in.
  8. Lastly double click on the game and enjoy it.

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